return my video game
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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