i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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