We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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