My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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