All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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