Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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