But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
a search helicopter?!
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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