i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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