i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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