i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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