This is not my ceiling
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
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Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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