no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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