I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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