do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
