He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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