white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
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Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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