He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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