Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.