clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
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lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
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She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...