Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
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I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
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Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.