yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
