i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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