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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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