if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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