I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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