so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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