Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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