I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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