Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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Semen is not good for contacts.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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