Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
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He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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