That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I would fuck him just for his dog
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