Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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