I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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