Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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