He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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