FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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