"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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