it hurts more in the daytime
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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