I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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