please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Holy sore nipples Batman
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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