He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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