Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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