I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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