you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
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literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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