I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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