We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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