Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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