how can u be prego again
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
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You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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