I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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