im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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