Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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