I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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