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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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