i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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