i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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