I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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