This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Randomize
