It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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