I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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